Saturday, August 05, 2006 Kind reminders to all:
DON'T read the following below if you've got no sense of humour.
DON'T read the following too if you've seen or read it somewhere.

All about Men and Women.

To find a woman you need, you need both time and money, therefore:

Woman = time X money

"Time is money", so

time = money

Therefore,

Woman = (money) ²

"Money is the root of all problems".

Money = squareroot problems

Therefore,

Woman = squareroot problems,
Woman = PROBLEMS!

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Hazardous material Data sheet

Element: Woman
Symbol: O+
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing -- freezes for nor apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging virgin material to common ore.

Chemical Properties

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to men.

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in Sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Hazards

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

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hehhheh I like the first one ALOT ALOT ALOT.
It is ridiculous yet it makes sense.
The last one is good too.
FUNNY.

(P.S:) I'm so sorry that I can't resize the images.
Sorry if I made you use the scrollbar too many times.

GOODBYE! ----